National Bully Tempest Day

NBTD
Held On December 27th

A Day Where You Playfully Bully Or Tease A Friend Named Tempest

Today Is National Bully Tempest Day

by Kainon Kaslana November 3, 2025

its giving day

give all of your hard earned money to slugworks

"OMG its giving day - let's give all of our money to Slugworks"
"yeah girl, Slugworks is sooo awesome"
"6 - 7"

by slugworks November 4, 2025

National Dumb Day

January 5th of every year

“When is coopers birthday?” Same day as national dumb day… January 5th

by STD-WillyDoIt November 5, 2025

national loryn day

a day celebrated on December 2nd to celebrate all loryns that are perfect. it is for loryns that are spelt L-O-R-Y-N. i love loryn. she’s perfect. let’s celebrate. #party

did you hear about loryn? she’s so perfection! we should celebrate her every december 2nd for national loryn day! we will celebrate every year

by lorynswife November 6, 2025

National bully Cassidy day

National bully Cassidy day is Nov 8th so bully Cassidy.

Why does everybody hate me, because with is national bully Cassidy day.

by J.C. Ratty November 7, 2025

International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025