no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.

Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.

by stiff prude November 12, 2008

smoke you

To confirm with antoher individual and (or) animal that it will be ass-beaten in a short time.

Dan: Hey bitch
Samsung: Smoke yous biotch.

by Cali4niaBreez September 30, 2005

you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 4, 2021

off you

I am so whatever about you right now and I'm outs. alternate: Off a person as though they were a drug.

I found out from your mom you weren't on a family trip, I am so off you!

by Jdawg45 December 20, 2008

you dead

Said to someone when he or she has been humiliated to the point that their life is worth ending or should be, violently in privacy.

"Baby where's the keys?" Bitch kill yo self, they in your pocket, you dead."

by KiddG January 7, 2014

Bless you

A phrase said to someone who had spoken inapproporiate words, such as f**k.

A: Go f**k your mom
B: Bless you!

by MagJNeto November 25, 2011

Bless you

The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.

You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.

by fierbutterspark July 19, 2017