Paris (guy)

One of the best people you’ll ever meet, strong enough to live with a female name even though they may be straight and not a drag queen but don’t underestimate them he can hurt you, but if your nice you’ll find he has a soft side too

Oh hey Paris (guy) :)

by 0NeB1GMem3 December 25, 2019

Mr. Guy

a Mr. Guy is someone who does almost everything he can as best as possible. This often causes him to stress over pointless things and to act super busy.

Person 1: is Quinten going to go to lunch with us?
Person 2: No, he's too busy being Mr. Guy.

Person 1: Wow.

by ___Mr. Guy___ May 22, 2018

dirty gui

A man with too little pussy and too much coc. He will often be attracted to specific types of penises, with smaller sizes attracted him more due to a younger body generally being attached to it.

That dirty gui has too much coc to know where to put his own!

by Clean Gui September 8, 2021

Guy Spiker

A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.

That Guy Spiker is very stupid!

by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019

Plant Guy

A strange creature that wanders around in Six Flags Magic Mountain, though it never rides any of the attractions, it gets it's enjoyment by scaring various guests of the park. It is rumoured that it snatches children from rides when it is hungry. It is a paying guest, so Six Flags can't kick him out if you complain.

Guy: "Hey, the plant guy made my wife have an attack and then ate my son!
Worker: "Did you sign the waiver?"
Guy: "Yes."'
Worker: "Then deal with it."

by BabySealClubberLang June 14, 2011

Guy Strunking

To create something that you think is smart and witty when in actuallity everyone else thinks it is pretty lame. Your friends will usually tell you that you have Guy Strunked to your face.

"Did you see that email our boss sent after lunch?" - Lindsey
"Yeah, he was totally Guy Strunking when he made up the word textite." - Lauren

by Brady Pierce September 8, 2014

hi guy

twitch.tv comically_small_spoon

hi guy It is a cool streamer on twitch

by higuy74 June 24, 2021