A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016
Get the little french muffinmug. The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025
Get the Kentucky Muffin Basketmug. A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Muffinmug. I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019
Get the Crunchy muffinmug. by MysteriousMarmot November 11, 2025
Get the Chuzz Muffinmug. 
