A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019
 Get the Internet Phantommug.
Get the Internet Phantommug. Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016
 Get the internet whoremug.
Get the internet whoremug. Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Get the Dead internet theorymug. Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017
 Get the internet bullmug.
Get the internet bullmug. When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.
1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.
Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
2. In a thread:
Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!
Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!
Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?
Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
2. In a thread:
Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!
Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!
Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?
Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action
Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...
by Nykkolai February 23, 2017
 Get the internet hickeymug.
Get the internet hickeymug. When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 6, 2015
 Get the Internet Secretarymug.
Get the Internet Secretarymug. I researched the topic internetally.
by Great Baldini August 22, 2025
 Get the INTERNETALLYmug.
Get the INTERNETALLYmug.