Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

by professional heckler November 26, 2017

Internet

The end of your social life.

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*

by A-Person October 12, 2014

Internet Inventory

A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.

value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights is internet inventory

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist

max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”

by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022

The flyest kid on the internet

The flyest kid on the internet is Austin.
Instagram: austin.luk
YouTube: AustinLukh

Wow he actually is the flyest kid on the internet.

by austin.lukh July 6, 2024

internet explorer

Pure shit

"wow it's just as great as internet explorer"

by pls_help_me November 9, 2018

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021