Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .
Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 9, 2020
Get the Achim's Law of the Internetmug. Hym "Besides making sissy therapists (and sometimes actual rapists) cry? I donno... I created A.I. So... That's one thing that came of internet personas... Ummm... I donno. The A.I. thing is pretty substantial."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
Get the Internet personasmug. A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.
My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.
by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022
Get the internetmug. a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
Get the fake internet feudmug. Kyle: “did you see the game last night?”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet”
Me: “no, I was busy telling a dude on the internet to kill himself because he didn’t like my joke”
Kyle: “wow man you’re so smart, and cool. I bet you have lots of sex”
Me: “I do because of my opinions, the ones on the internet”
by bigmanjerry November 9, 2025
Get the Internetmug. A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
Get the Internet Brainmug. by Raichu047 July 2, 2025
Get the The internetmug.