why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

Through the Fire and Flames

A CRAZY ASS SONG MADE BY DRAGONFORCE THAT ALMOST NO ONE CAN BEAT ON GUITAR HERO 3

I think through the fire and flames seems cool and fun to play

10 minutes later

MY HAND FUCKING HURTS

by fuck boi/ fuck my life October 26, 2018

Irish Fire Drill

When you take 8 shots of whiskey as fast as you can, then drive home before you wrap around a tree.

Johnny lost a bet and had to run an “Irish Fire Drill,” We’ll never know if he made it.

by spookydascary September 4, 2020

Foo-Foo Fire

When you take a fire extinguisher and spray it every when there is no fire.
It is usually done as a prank.

Steve: Ezra started a foo-foo fire in his office the other day.

John: That would have been awesome!

by JimmyLaManz December 12, 2011

auzzie bush fire

Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.

What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.

by William Trogan March 9, 2023

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

by Laylee12 September 22, 2016

Dirty Fire Dragon

Taking a massive shit in a girls ass and another girl eats out the shit from the first girl then spits it back out into your mouth while you cum inside a fat girl like a dragon spiting fire

I really did a dirty fire Dragon last night with them 3 girls.

by Real master October 27, 2020