Mosh Monkey

Someone thrown by another to either Start or revive a Mosh pit that is slowing down

The pit was slowing down,So i grabbed some kid and made him my mosh monkey. The pit really got going after that.

by Mr. Xes October 15, 2008

Monkey Business

shenanigans that are stupid and lack beneift yet are not illegal.

Yo pops, they tried a clown me on some tom foolery, good thing it was just monkey business

by Me=word plug February 11, 2020

Orchard Monkey

An illigal mexican "wet back" that works seasonally in orchards

crickey! look at all the orchard monkeys!

by number one tech May 17, 2011

messy monkey

a difficult or complicated situation. Something that is going to take a bit of work to resolve. The origin of this phrase is derived from urban monkeys in Southeast Asia who you definitely don't want to have anywhere near your house, as they have been known to break and enter, and trash the premises in no time flat looking for anything edible.

In referring to the BP oil spill in the Gulf, former President George Bush might have comments by saying , "You see here, what we got in the Gulf is whatcha call a messy monkey. It's gonna take a lot of effort to clean it up and it's gonna take some time to get that leak plugged.

by Mutha Jones June 1, 2010

Gutter Monkey

An unruly sexual deviant who swings from light poles and telephone wires sprinkling innocent urban dwellers below with obscenely erotic thoughts.

Yo, dat monkey-ass bitch be sprinklin' doo-doo butter thoughts all over da hood... what a Gutter Monkey.

by king_of_the_burbs January 3, 2011

signifyin' monkey

One who stirs up trouble between others.

Story of the Signifyin' Monkey who tells the lion (King of the jungle, that in a nearby well, there is a potent adversary. The lion looks down into the well, sees his reflection and growls. When he takes the echo of his own roar to be a challenge he jumps into the well to attack the supposed adversary.
This defuses his power at no cost to the monkey.

by helloboyd August 22, 2008

Purple Monkey

Code word for a hot chick.

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."

by WTF chicken pot pies is good July 4, 2008