i am dead

If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble

For example:

You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass.

You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead!

Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about

shit! I am dead!

by Fubuki April 4, 2016

achmed the dead terrorist

A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.

"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

by CCRaZ July 10, 2012

Dead Pig's Eye

When you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart. The bung hole becomes the Dead Pig's Eye.

They pissed me off so I gave them a dead pig's eye.

by Rexburger October 31, 2008

potty dead leg

When your leg falls asleep after sitting on the toilet too long

Friend 1: "Why are you limping?"

Friend 2: "I got potty dead leg after my long tenure in the fourth stall."

by AllByMySELF December 14, 2014

blow a dead bear

An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.

J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.

by mike_mace December 11, 2018

Dead beat bitch

A woman who complain about dead beat dude, but she have no skill set herself. She would probably be homeless if she did not have family, friends, or some type of fuck buddy type relationship.

Susan told Tummy she would not go out with him because he works for UPS, but she does not have a job, never went to college, and live with her ex boyfriend Johnny. She still sick his dick even though Johnny goes out with Jennifer. She is a dead beat bitch.

by RB42183 May 4, 2019

dead aids sick

You are so sick that's you are as sick as both AIDS and dead combined (BAD)

Yeah I was Dieing, I was dead aids sick

by Gus230823 July 8, 2016