Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dad

A person that went to the store and never came back

Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn

by Dance21 November 26, 2019

dad

A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back

My dad is in florida

by went to get milk December 1, 2022

Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

by Imgewdunot June 14, 2021

Gavin's Dad

An extremely attractive middle aged man, usually the father of a person named Gavin.

Oh man, Gavin's Dad is really hot.

by ajlev November 23, 2021

dad down

To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.

Bro, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, I'm ready to Dad down...

by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018

Dad

A dad is the one you cherish most. with the spunky attitude of a teen, but a pure warm heart, they always know what to say and absolutely hate when people they care for or don't even know are down. When Dad makes a mistake he realizes it and doesn't stop making things right until hearts and relationships are mended. They have a hard working trait always to make you feel welcomed. Everyone loves their dad

My dad is the best person to exists!

by BrynnMill December 3, 2021