Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Get the Social Media Banmug. (Abbreviated soc-fie): a social media selfie specifically taken to be put as the pfp on all of one's social media sites
A social selfie will never help you pass anyone's picture test, your personality and moral values will.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2017
Get the social selfiemug. All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!
But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing
But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing
by Jack Chat March 31, 2020
Get the Social Tristencingmug. 1-Ser vivo de pequenas dimensões e reduzida força física, que está no linear entre ser um puto nerd e querer ser fixe. Pode ser identificado à distância pela sua franja hedionda, calções/calças de fato de treino e os seus tradicionais brincos. Tem uma inteligência reduzida e grita quando está nervoso.
2- Luís Miguel Fernandes.
3- Que usa brincos.
4- Que se parece com Luís Miguel Fernandes
5- Que quer ser como Luís Miguel Fernandes.
2- Luís Miguel Fernandes.
3- Que usa brincos.
4- Que se parece com Luís Miguel Fernandes
5- Que quer ser como Luís Miguel Fernandes.
1- Lá vai o social a tentar tripar com um guna.
2- O social gritou com o Paulo após perder no CS:GO.
3- Aquele gajo acha que é o social.
4- Olha ali o Luís armado em social.
5- O Arthur comeu a mãe do social.
2- O social gritou com o Paulo após perder no CS:GO.
3- Aquele gajo acha que é o social.
4- Olha ali o Luís armado em social.
5- O Arthur comeu a mãe do social.
by Giga Gordo October 2, 2020
Get the Socialmug. (Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."
by Uncle McFlirty December 26, 2023
Get the Social Contact Hangovermug. Hey social hackers somebody who friends you or goes about collecting your information off of Facebook and then press on the innocent customer give her the password and username and password through the belief in something foolish is love or trust might exist in the world and then screws you the fuck over and takes everything you have
Did you hear about sis yeah she gave her information to that social hacker, and lost everything. I heard that tune tune before.
Social hackers prey upon the innocence of even the smartest and naivest of people, really want to know somebody’s password just asking for is that simple. Nine times out of 10 I’ll give it to you.
Social hackers prey upon the innocence of even the smartest and naivest of people, really want to know somebody’s password just asking for is that simple. Nine times out of 10 I’ll give it to you.
by Al3y / Allley October 15, 2022
Get the social hackermug. A set of ideals and priority of values that makes up an ideology.
Based on Marxism, socialism is the first step on the way to Communism. While most believe it makes things fair, and equal, this is not the case. To bring one person down to make things "equal" is not fair. A common misconception is that streets and public schooling are Socialism. It's not when the schools don't teach party dogma by Government standards. While everyone uses the streets and everyone pays for them, they come out of taxes, so it's not Socialism. Socialism confiscates wealth. People willingly pay taxes (or face jail).
The former Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and China are examples of Socialist countries. No Country to date has made it to Communism. But, they had/have communist parties ruling the country.
Based on Marxism, socialism is the first step on the way to Communism. While most believe it makes things fair, and equal, this is not the case. To bring one person down to make things "equal" is not fair. A common misconception is that streets and public schooling are Socialism. It's not when the schools don't teach party dogma by Government standards. While everyone uses the streets and everyone pays for them, they come out of taxes, so it's not Socialism. Socialism confiscates wealth. People willingly pay taxes (or face jail).
The former Union of Soviet Socialist Republics and China are examples of Socialist countries. No Country to date has made it to Communism. But, they had/have communist parties ruling the country.
Socialism is neither fair nor allows for the pursuit of happiness. Everyone is equal in one way: Everyone is miserable.
by Yami Neko April 11, 2021
Get the Socialismmug.