firing the mud cannon

Using the loo, on the log flume

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon

by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017

Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.

Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"

by ΔS April 29, 2021

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

setting the world on fire

Having a great time and just surrounding your self with fun and excitement

They all are at home while we setting the world on fire.

by Abree Maraschino August 22, 2017

firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.

Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.

by von groovy June 14, 2017

Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.

Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.

by Buggnuts January 25, 2022

Through the Fire and Flames

A CRAZY ASS SONG MADE BY DRAGONFORCE THAT ALMOST NO ONE CAN BEAT ON GUITAR HERO 3

I think through the fire and flames seems cool and fun to play

10 minutes later

MY HAND FUCKING HURTS

by fuck boi/ fuck my life October 26, 2018