puff n stuff

To smoke while shoving your schlong into any orifice.

" C'mon man...are we leaving?"
"Yeah, i'm just finnishing up on a puff n stuff".

by mavros April 29, 2006

broc 'n' chick

To refer to something as great, kickass, or tasty. An abbreviated version of "broccoli and chicken," a wholly tasty dish.

Derek's Halloween costume is off the hook! That shit was broc 'n' chick!

by Bear Claw Bill November 19, 2006

wake n wiggle

v. to wake and partake in morning sex

co-worker asks why are you so happy this morning? you smile and say wake n wiggle day

by gravity0 December 16, 2008

busted n disgusted

A. Meaning not to have any money.
B. Broke
C. Down and out

Can I borrow five dollars...Man I'm Busted n Disgusted.

by Nyccole October 12, 2007

booty n bail

to rag a girl then leave her similar to rail n bail, splash n dash

dan."hey i pulled off a booty n bail on this chick last night"
tom."gash"

by Dan Ibbotson October 16, 2007

Neek n' Deke

A derogatory, Arabic-English expression indicating the act of sleeping with someone, and then not calling them back or evading them afterwards. "Neek" in Arabic means to f***, and "deke" is the English short-form for decoy.

Ramsey: Bro, what happened to that girl you met at the club last night?
Fadi: Neek n' deke son!

Girl: Why didn't you call me after you left my place last night? ...hello? ...HELLO!?
Guy: ...neek n' deke bitch! *click*

by symansez July 16, 2014

shit n surf

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

by Timeem April 22, 2005