drop kicked lasagna

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?

- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined

by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022

Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

by Дecca May 11, 2022

kick it

relaxing, having fun, and laughing. The idiom comes from laughing and kicking your leg involuntarily while sitting to be in a relaxed state.

Hey guys, let's kick it!

by realtazers May 12, 2022

Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.

"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"

by DukeTokes November 15, 2022

Chicken Kicking

Kicking a chicken as far as possible

Chicken Kicking is the sport of gods

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022