by Rapeexposer73 December 21, 2021
Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.
by lilgummy May 05, 2023
Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023
Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 10, 2025
the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.
Jacob is easily the hottest person in your school. He can make anyone smile with one stupid joke, and has the most perfect hair, wonderful personality, good music taste, and gives the best hugs ever. Just one look at him and your heart races. His beautiful brown eyes and warm smile makes him top any other stereotypical hot dude easily. Always the life of the party and has the best dick ever. So many people want him but if he loves you he'll make sure you know. If you have a Jacob, never. Ever. Let go. Jacob is the best thing to happen to anyone, and for some reason, his mom sucks like always.
by Iove y0uu May 11, 2022
the coolest guy ever
by meowsquared2 May 12, 2024