The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!

All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

by B Tsunami December 31, 2025

Percy Jackson

A singular alcoholic beverage, preferably a road beer for oneself.

“Hey stop by the liquor store let’s grab some Percy Jackson’s!”

“Beto stopped by the gas station and grabbed a Percy Jackson”

by MexicanChickenTacos007 January 7, 2026

big head jackson

the new twenty dollar bill

Aaron: Dude, how much did that t-shirt cost you?
Tim: I dropped a big head jackson on it.
Aaron: That's not worth a big head jackson.

by Joe McC. August 22, 2009

Paul Vincent Jackson

A 100% Badass

Fuck you I'm Paul Vincent Jackson and I'll do what i want

by TheArmy June 12, 2011

throwing a jackson

(males only) Getting that wasted that your unable to produce sentances, misjudge sexes an hookup with your male bestfriend. The night normally ends up in a shower with a mate.

mark: "dude last night i think i was throwing a jackson but all is good ,i ended up in my backseat with a hot chick "

by natlie. October 14, 2011

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

In the Jackson

i.e. To like it in the Jackson.....to like anal sex or to like it in the ass.
An Australian use of the name. Do to the thought by conspirators that Michael Jackson was gay/ man boy love associate.

American guy in an Australian bar looking at a hot chick "dude I would totally hit that"
Australian guy "yeah mate, she likes it in the Jackson!"

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014