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A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.
Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023
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Instagram comment section

That place where being racism, sexism and facism are glorified.
Person: by a scale of a to z how racist are you
Instagram comment section : N
by SLgca January 2, 2024
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instaounce

"hey John did you unfollow me on instaounce?"
by Saulman500 January 2, 2024
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Hym "Go fuck yourself Instagram. Just let me view it in the browser and get this fucking continue with Facebook shit off my screen... Faggot!"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
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Instant loss

Type of genre in hentai or doujins where female main character who believes herself to be strong gets overwhelmed , dominated and get fucked into submission by a stronger male villian , having both her body and mind broken. This type of genre triggers the hateful femoids species (misandrists )and modern day femcel feminists alike .
John : : Have you heard how Delilah saying

she can beat any men, after attending a

few self defense classes?

Mark : : I bet one day she's gonna challenge

a wrong guy and get an instant loss.
by MegaBased GigaChad January 20, 2024
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Instagram reels syndrome

A disease in which the built up brain rot from over ingestion of short form content causes an irrational and sometimes delusional response to digital stimuli.
My friend has Instagram reels syndrome. She has been laughing hysterically at the word "fart" being played over "fly me to the moon" for 5 minutes.
by Josiah cafè February 1, 2024
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Person 1: Yoo, I spent like 3 hours jerking off to busty milfs and college girls on Instagram explore yesterday
Person 2: Dude, why didn't you just use pornhub?
Person 1: Cuz I don't wanna do all this incognito, VPN bullshit when Instagram is quick access amatuer porn lol
Person 2: Bruh
by domainflipper February 11, 2024
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