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numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought
by Evan February 20, 2003
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Fuck A Nut

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.
I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!
by NutSacker July 23, 2002
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Nut Husk

Nut Husk is the crumbs that hang from your nut sack .
This come from not washing your nuts.
Causing itching sensation
Nut Husk :Leaving flaking crumbs on toilet stool and or noticeable deposits in the dirty draws that one wear.
by mr J.R June 3, 2010
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Nut Leech

A promiscuous woman, though no reason is apparent wants your nuts in and around her mouth
"how's that nut leech scott?"
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."
by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009
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Fuck this nut

This is when you are fuckin a girl and alcohol is usually involed and she has got off about two or three times and you havent went yet. So you just plain and simple get tired of fuckin her pull out and say fuck this nut that you never caught.
Yea bro i was fuckin this fat girl last night and i could never go so i said fuck this nut and left.
by Brent Dupree February 24, 2009
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Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.
''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''
by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019
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Nut Plugging

When a person inserts their testicles into a lover's asshole. Hell, it could be some complete stranger too! Knock yourself out!
I nut plugged your mom's ass yesterday

My mom's dead. YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!! *cries and runs away*


nut plugging
by Barfmod April 26, 2009
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