For shower

If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"

+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!

by Richfetus🦍 June 16, 2019

Sun shower

Light spritzing of urine onto a consenting adult in bright sunlight

Sometimes you got to get a quick sun shower in before the clam bake

by Firebaugh September 19, 2022

shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.

That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.

by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017

Native Shower

The act of defecating a very watery type of fecal matter all over the head of ones mate and/or friend.

Randyl is into some weird stuff. Yesterday night, she wanted me to Native Shower her.

by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011

Hulk Shower

When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.

Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted

by JohnKent123 November 6, 2019

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016