Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods. He had a religion named Flats's Witnesses and he control the world with his overpowered rule.

-In what you believe?
-I believe in Denis Flats.

by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018

faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".

I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

by QuacksO May 6, 2019

Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

Ira Flatow

A very pleasurable, but often extremely distasteful sexual act, usually performed on a Friday afternoon

Yo, that pawg gave me an Ira Flatow, and after I busted a nut, I just started crying uncontrollably.

by Ira Flatow September 26, 2019

Spectral Flatness

Is a measured unit in digital signal proccesing

Look at katie ferrera’s tits. Its spectral flatness

by Dickhodle December 14, 2019

Tyning flats

Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell

Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn

Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning

John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill

Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav

by Chilcomptonbilll January 31, 2020