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Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.

The Pizza Hut High Five

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain this to us.

Luke Lafreniere refuses to explain The Pizza Hut High Five.

by WalterWhitesPhD December 10, 2023

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.

do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed

- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!

by Leukemias September 29, 2010