truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.

Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!

by zetavoid January 20, 2016

drunk

when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.

bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.

bestie: oh sh*t

by IsThis4Real May 27, 2021

drunkness

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018

pitt drunk

to get so drunk that you piss and shit yourself and snort oxy cottons while failing to wheel

im gonna get so pitt drunk tonight
oh man i was so pitt drunk lastnight
jordan pitt is such a pussy only fags get pitt drunk
pitt drunk is for pussys

by tylerpitts November 26, 2010

plano drunk

being drunk for a minimal of 48 hours with periods of blacking out involved

"Bro, everybody's back in plano this weekend. What are we doing?"
"Getting plano drunk of course"

by pickaxe grub February 16, 2014

drunk twerking

Drunk twerking. Usually done by stupid whores on sites like Facebook live and Periscope

Xavier: Dude I just caught a video of Emily drunk twerking!
Alex: Damn bro let me see that.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict

Oh lord its drunk sheldon

by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020