Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie

Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Donkey Dick

A very surprisingly large penis.

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler

by hamsandy October 22, 2023

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021

Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Donkey slap

When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.

Omg Jessica, brad just donkey slapped me babe.

by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018

Donkey

A chelsea fan

He spent $200 on a Chelsea jersey just to watch them lose—typical donkey behavior

by anonymous July 30, 2025