Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.

Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.

by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025

oral anti-depressant

A blowjob.

Oral anti-depressants (usually!) cost a lot less than prescription meds (most "willing" gals will do it for free, of course), and unlike a pill dat just one person takes, they often have many benefits for both da giver and receiver... both participants feel good due to da "shared intimacy" experience --- not to mention da mutual release of "feel good" brain chemicals --- plus of course da guy loves da two pleasure-feelings of both da gal's warm moist lips on his cock and ejaculating into da chick's mouth, and da gal may get a mood-boost from swallowing da guy's nutrient-rich love-juice.

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

End of the School Year Depression

End of the School Year Depression is that time around the end of May and until the last day of school. It’s a terrible feeling because you know you hate school, but you are used to seeing the same people everyday, every class has a different personality and you feel like you will miss that class because you may not have anyone in it next year. It’s worse if you have a crush. You don’t know if you have any classes with them and it sucks. But, the good news is, it goes away really fast.

I’m gonna miss the people in my class. I’m suffering from End of the School Year Depression.

by Troublepaws May 9, 2019

Messy, stressy, and depressy

When you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.

It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023