Caputo hits

1. When you smoke a cigarette till the cherry falls off
2. Smoking fliter

Damn bro you taking caputo hits

by Wookfoot710 October 12, 2017

Caputally

When something is incorrect but you want to cap and make it seem correct while capping, you say caputally.

That's caputally correct; If I may say sa caputally; You're so caputally smart;

by Jekcah December 3, 2021

capitown

the capitol city of a country

Bitch I will tippytie yo capitown ho!!

by bro.man May 19, 2003

Capt A

A person of unusually high gayness.
Tends live alone, but has been seen in groups with Nesses steve_daves and the random Spacemonky

Woah, watch out there is a Capt A coming this way, he might try to anally rape you.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Captain Newbmeister

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.

Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!

by Drache September 8, 2003

Captain Billie

1. A BRAVO ZULU Sailor Woman
2. SportShoe's Seagoin'MAMA

Navy ain't the same without Captain Billie

by Shipmate April 13, 2005

Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006