by RATSCHEESE October 24, 2019
Get the Beat A Gamer Day Oct-30mug. When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018
Get the Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meatmug. If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.
by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016
Get the if you can't beat them, join themmug. by Fig boy December 7, 2018
Get the I beat my meat to squid pornmug. Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
by Elburno September 20, 2009
Get the beat my cock like a ginger stepchildmug. by anonymous January 2, 2022
Get the I beat the fuck outta you goofymug. Basically a game of Spin the Bottle on crack, usually played at parties and sleepovers. It is like Spin the Bottle in that a group sits in a circle around the bottle and a person spins it. They have to kiss the person it points at. But the second part of the game is that after the bottle points at someone, you pull a slip of paper out of a nearby "Bucket" that has slips of paper with kissable body parts written on it ("neck", "lips", "nose", "hand", "ass", "belly", "back of the neck/spine", etc.) and they have to kiss the person in that place, then put the slip back and mix them all up again.
Suzy: Hey, wanna play Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucket at my sleepover?
Jacy: Sure, what's that?
Suzy: Well....
Jacy: Sure, what's that?
Suzy: Well....
by Kreatur45 September 30, 2010
Get the Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucketmug.