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Banana snake 

In what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and documented in a Seattle apartment. It has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. Upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility.
Man, this morning's banana snake just about ripped me a new asshole!
Banana snake by geowookie August 3, 2011
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Banana Republic

A conservative asian/islander, opposite of a boba liberal. Both are just as annoying/bad in their own ways. Bananas are yellow on the outside but white on the inside. They see things from the perspective of Republicans and side along conservative issues.

They will downplay any political issues because Asians should assimilate with the white culture and be the model minority. They believe that getting close to the White-Americans is the way in order to achieve the American Dream while downplaying any issues with other minorities such as the Black-Americans and Brown-Americans (thus trying to get away from them as much as possible).

They believe that Asian American problems are only second to White Americans BUT the same time will downplay social issues amongst other Non-White Americans because they are deemed not as important compared to Asians and Whites.

They are the type to fly the Trump/MAGA flags, yelling it loud and proud but not care when President Trump has called it the "ChinaVirus" because they believe that because the virus was started overseas - it will not affect them in any way on the scale of American Racism ideologies.

They fled their countries because of communism and believe the sole purpose of the democrat party is to bring back communism. They are non-believers of white supremacy since they view the White Americans as superiors but will throw any "non-white" issues under the bus because they think it is communism or a free handout.
Kevin Nguyen: "My grandpa is constantly watching conservative youtube channels and now he is a banana republic wearing that MAGA hat".
Banana Republic by G.I. Tom March 12, 2021

Banana republican 

a nick name given to Gorge Bush because of his likeness to a monkey
we had to watch the banana republican give a spaech in class today

blue banana

The act of lighting a fart, especially when the methane in the fart gives the flame a blue tinge; same as a Blue Angel.
After I ate lamb vindaloo, I started farting, held a lighter to my ass, and blue bananas popped out!
blue banana by pentozali September 23, 2009

Rotten Banana 

When a man cuts off his penis, puts it in a trash can, then comes back two weeks later and beats his girlfriend with it.
After Sally pissed off Jim, he gave her a rotten banana.
Rotten Banana by Cristler May 17, 2009

anna banana 

An anna banana is a hot asian girl
anna banana by aznbuddy09 November 10, 2008

banana jamma 

Delicious Chocolate Banana Covered Treat, served only in the finest of school cafeterias.
"What a deal! .25 for a Banana Jamma."
banana jamma by Zacario Muendez December 1, 2006