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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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Dead Internet Theory

comments filled with ai bots that send stupid non relevant topics to a literal short or video. these comments are full of heart emojis, many other emojis, and so much more, mostly common in content farms, sometimes like beggars, etc
dude dead internet theory is real!!!!1!!11
by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! March 5, 2025
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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
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i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
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