pillsbury O-Face

When one ejaculates on a girls face early, so he must go down on her to while her face looks like its covered in dough so she can get off too.

Bro did you bang Becky?
Yeah but I came too early so I had to give her the pillsbury O-Face

by Castansa March 29, 2017

BAG O' DICKS

When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.

(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!

by Bronzedale23 April 26, 2017

O Jogo Culpado

A Portuguese 14th century ritual used to apologies to a deceased person whom died from the participant themselve's own doings.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.

All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.

If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.

A doctor killed a man by giving him the incorrect drug. He has decided to try O Jogo Culpado to redeem himself.

by Mark Thornton May 9, 2018

Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.

Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.

by YAWA December 12, 2020

Büq o' Ksadowce

The Korrui religious book containing the religious holidays, practices, mythology, descriptions of the afterlife, ceremonies, and the Vows of Korrui (most families also add a family tree on the first page.) On the front cover the words "Büq o' Ksadowce" are written in some form above the drawing of a drahna and a set of golden scaled (one side holding red fire, with the other side holding green,) with a golden lock and key printed on the spine.

The first copy of Büq o' Ksadowce was discovered in Canadian ruins in 1978.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020

shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020

Cat-o-clock

1)When you're woken up by your cat. Usually when they're hungry or want something from you.
2)Waking up based on when your cat wants you to.

"My bedroom door has been open the past few weeks, so I was woken up at cat-o-clock."
"Who needs an alarm clock when you've got cats? They'll have you up at cat-o-clock."
"I wish I could get my cats to feed themselves, waking up everyday at cat-o-clock is hard!"

by keetsy November 4, 2021