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Pimpin Jesus

The saviour of the human race
no he is not christian for he likes to give wedgies to bishops and cardinals of the catholic church.
His goal is to turn the Vatican into a Satanic Rave site.
All hail the pimpin lord of the Earth
by Cam April 18, 2005
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Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 30, 2008
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Leave space for Jesus

The appropriate space between two people who are a couple. Usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.
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Mom: Remember to leave space for Jesus, honey!
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Tessa: Aww, look at Glen and Patricia's substantial Jesus-space.
Cameron: Yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other
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by jleinnnca November 29, 2010
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Power Bottom for Jesus

Taking it, having it, sucking it, and fucking it like a professional...knowing Jesus got ur back.

Also, used as a proud and loving response to hate and love, all the same. No discrimination needed.

Challenges the common misconception that Queer/Gay relationships and love are detestable, immoral, or unnatural due to the contents of the Bible. Some people don't like reading the Bible in context and go with the flow of other people who have the same thoughts and feelings about queerdom.

Phrase basically acknowledges in a celebratory fashion, those who are queer bottoms, take no shame in being a bottom, and know they do it well.

Such people DO know that love, peace, and compassion are more important, and simultaneously have a personal and loving relationship with Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit.
"Ooooh girl, you been working out that BOOTY💗"

"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS"

"BLESS honey, BLESS"

"FUCKING F*G YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL"
"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS💗"
by I3aroque June 13, 2018
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Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati
The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
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Easy Jesus

A high quality or expensive alcoholic beverage.
'Oh snap, there's a house party thats off the chain.I think i'm gunna bring some easy jesus and really get this party started!"
by Olivia Naomi Hester September 28, 2005
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Cor jesu girl

These girls are really smart. But watch out because they can be crazy partiers. They either are the ones not going to parties or the ones hammered drunk at them. But watch out because they can be bitchy know it alls.
by Willjohnson May 23, 2017
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