Texas bowl

A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.

"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."

by Danklord2007 June 10, 2013

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018

Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

Texas

a fag

Sean: "Hey have you met that guy Texas?"
Michael: "Yeah he's such a fag!"

by Dicks696969696969696969 October 24, 2023

The Texas of the North

The Texas of The North refers to how New Hampshire is known as being the New England state that most resembles the way of Texas living. From hating taxes, to loving alcohol, and being the only place you’ll see cowboy hats in New England, there are a lot of similarities between the two states.

New Hampshire is the Texas of the North kid, if you don’t like it go to our liberal neighbor

by HowdyHey August 28, 2023

mount pleasant high school - texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked and get kicked off for drinking on trips. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !

mount pleasant high school - texas is in a small town with nothing to do.

by livelaughlové March 21, 2022

texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so

" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"

by Blast169 June 26, 2016