Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

by Fearnox August 01, 2017

Twat Souffle

The act of going down on a girl.

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"

by mgshears October 28, 2020

Saggy Twat

A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity

"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"

by Meggins September 07, 2021

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb September 05, 2015

fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 28, 2017

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

Twat flicker

Someone who flicks the bean vigorously

God damn my boyfriend is such a twat flicker

by Fartknocker93 May 08, 2016