The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
by grrrlhood June 2, 2024
Get the J name theorymug. A type of word on Urban Dictionary where people put a bunch of flattering words about either their romantic partner or themselves.
john is so epic and hot and cool and hot and crazy and hot and caring and hot and hot and he has a very cool and epic and hot name and you are very lucky if you have him and also he's hot did i mention that he's hot because he's very hot and-
by bobinator133 March 14, 2021
Get the Namemug. When someone emphasizes your name at the end of their sentence to "stab" you with the fact that they are speaking to you in an annoyed or condescending manner.
Why did you do that, KAREN?
I can't believe you actually did that, STEVE.
Don't talk to me anymore, JILL.
I don't know, MARGO.
I'm making my point by name stabbing you, FRED.
I can't believe you actually did that, STEVE.
Don't talk to me anymore, JILL.
I don't know, MARGO.
I'm making my point by name stabbing you, FRED.
by jextipose February 13, 2023
Get the Name stabbingmug. by skj13 March 31, 2017
Get the changing her namemug. by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023
Get the Don't name your friends.mug. A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.
(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.
(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
Get the This cat is named How to Make 