Rusty Scupper

When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.

Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!

by BusterHeiman July 1, 2021

rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

North Rusty

A Call of Duty: Ghosts feeder who is more washed than a brand new car. He lost his relevance in 2017.

North Rusty be hella washed.

by rustynerd April 18, 2018

Rustyed

The epitome of getting absolutely fucked off to the point of death or worse.

I was saddened to learn that my uncle got rustyed today. He died too soon. RIP

by JoejoeballZ September 7, 2021

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

Rusty Chinhole

When someone has had shit smeared on their chin, so that when they pout they had brown dents on their chin, ootherwise known as a Rusty Chinhole.

Jack: "Hey I saw your girlfriend the other day, she had some massive Rusty Chinhole."

Gus: "Yeah, I gave her a chocolate suprise whilst she was asleep, I had to clean it off quick it almost woke her up."

Jack: "Yeah, I could tell."

Gus: "Solid."

by ProblemChild123 November 29, 2009

The Rusty Nut

The act of inserting ones testicle inside another's dirty arse hole therefore being covered in shit

I hooked up with this chick on tinder. She was a freak, wanted me to do the rusty nut!

by anonymous July 15, 2018