When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.
by Showercream30 February 11, 2016
Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
by kman142 August 01, 2022
The act of standing over someone and releasing diarrhea all over their chest and face. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, however the giver has diarrhea instead of solid stool.
"Did you see what Chris did last night!? He stood over Laura and unleashed an unholy Mexican Shower. He must have eaten corn yesterday. It was epic!"
by EightyTwo December 10, 2023
by Commish8 October 07, 2019
A shower where individuals non-eligible for n-word passes can say the forbidden word regardless, the sound of the showering blocking out the saying of the word.
After waiting in line at Popeyes for 15 minutes, the mild mannered office dork was in the need of a n-word shower.
by NotTimothy NotDalton January 09, 2025
by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 24, 2019