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shower toilet

A Japanese device that was originally designed as a time machine, but the native people soon found use for as a loo. The general buttons are bidet, wash, soft wash and stop, but there is also usually a fifth "apocalypse" button usually disguised as the flush.

Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
He probably is still in there because he can't work the shower toilet.
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Showerbate 

When you masturbate while taking a shower.
Jimmy showerbated while taking a warm shower.
Showerbate by haha. k. March 28, 2015

shower slug 

when you are so drunk your friends must put you in a cold shower (clothes on or off)
Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.
shower slug by takeitleci May 24, 2018

Shower Baby 

A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day
Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough

Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
Shower Baby by Broham May 30, 2019

Hand Shower 

To be fondled or groped all over by another, usually a creepy older man, in a friendly greeting or a show of affection.
"Oh my gosh Marcia, did you see the way George just gave Jamie the Hand Shower after congratulating her for the speech she gave at the seminar?"
Hand Shower by Jayda1 March 25, 2010

Angry Shower 

Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!
F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!

M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!
Angry Shower by doktah doug May 1, 2011

Redneck Shower 

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
Redneck Shower by JB9903 September 9, 2016