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cum slapped

The art of smacking one upside the head (usually in the facial region) with a used condom with a load towards the tip as weight.
I cum slapped a ginger after he ignored my request for a trash can.
by 3Foot July 29, 2010
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Gandhi-Slapping

It is basically Happy-Slapping but the culprits batter and film a victim whilst wearing bald caps and nappies shouting Gandhi!!! A rare occasion but never not hilarious.
I'm so fucked up after last night. I was Gandhi-Slapped and they took my Wallet.

Today children, we are going to learn how to Gandhi-Slap and then go out and kick the shit out of some cunts.

I got really drunk night and then took my mum Gandhi-Slapping.
by Gandhi2010 January 26, 2010
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Bubba Slap

A slap mixed with the "pimp" "bitch" and "backhand" slaps. This slap is a downward hit with the butt part of the enclosed fist onto the top of the opponent's head.

Leaves the receiver with an unusual headache, then sudden bursts of rage, followed by doubting themself, and proceeded with crying themself to sleep.

May result in an inestimable death. Most cases are untraceable and all vary in the time toward the decease.
An Older bother walks into his what seemed untouched room, confused and weary.
Later finding out that the younger brother and messed with his "collection" of magazines.
Dismembered and disorderly the older brother could not find a suitable punishment for this "crime" .
He then enclosed his hand for the Bubba Slap...
Knocking the younger one into a state of absolute denial and inauthenticity.
by SubKonshuhs July 17, 2011
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Phantom Slap

When a male makes their arm numb and starts to play with himself.
My girlfriend left for the weekend so I Phantom Slapped myself for 6 hours.
by The Slap Mishap May 3, 2010
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slap head

a bauld person. An insult. Some bauld person that looks like a cock. comes from latin word 'slapertheheadeth'. appears in the kfc advert, 'dont worry mama it must be terrible being married to a slaphead'
'dont worry mama it must be terrible being married to a slaphead'
by tv January 8, 2005
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Snap slap

When a guy snaps his fingers and about five seconds slaps a females butt. It usually doesn't hurt, but that depends on the guy.
Girlonesi.m.: Like omg!
girltwosi.m.: Wat girl!
Girlone: Noah pulled a Snap Slap!
Girltwo: Omg! It's ok, Jake did the same thing last week to me!
by Emoloverbabe June 2, 2009
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Dick Slap

Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.
I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!
by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009
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