Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

third-pounder

a special burger that McDonald's did in the eighties where a burger had of a had a third of a pound of meat instead of a fourth of a pound, which is why the burger is named the third-pounder. It turns out the majority of participants incorrectly believed one-third of a pound was actually smaller than a quarter of a pound, so it was briefly discontinued

1. wow this third-pounder is so big compared to the quarter-pounder!

by Nay Gigger April 25, 2024

pussy pounder

a dude who fucks lots of girls

"you seen jerome,he is a known pussy pounder"

by THIST June 2, 2024

Torta pounder

Someone who is fucking or has fucked a fat girl usually Mexican.

Damn Davyn your a god damn Torta pounder

by Lorenzo Alessandro June 3, 2024

Torta Pounder

Can apply to any guy however, most commonly in Latinos. A torta pounder is someone who likes to sleep with Latina's on the bigger side.

Angel is definitely a torta pounder.

by Za47 June 11, 2024

20 pounds of bounce that ass

Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass

Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?

Boyfriend: sure

Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*

Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

Quarter Pounder

1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin

I love eating moose hoof ghoulash, I drop quarter pounders in the sacred dump throne all day

by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026