poop fish 

When you poop and you find out that your poop was a living sea creature, and it then swims around the bowl

This morning I gave anal birth to a poop fish.

poop fish by joliza August 14, 2007

poop sex 

a sexual activity that can only be done by a guy when he is in love with a girl and feels like he has to poop; the guy puts his buttocks and penis in the girl's back and f**ks her like he's jacking off; then sooner or later starts the pooping process; the girl loves it and does not care if the guy poops on her.

Jaylen thought Traci to be fine as hell, so he asked her if he can have poop sex with her, and she didn't mind.

poop sex by deejay11 May 26, 2011

Poop Lasagna 

When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!

DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!

Poop Lasagna by Robbie Swain March 13, 2010

poop hands 

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces

Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--

poop hands by MichaelM August 30, 2005

Poop on a napkin

sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.

Poop on a napkin by Brett January 29, 2005

poop scoop 

to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer

after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus

poop scoop by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

Poop Push 

Verb- To be the active partner in any given anal sex relation.

Lysa bought a leather belt with a penis to poop push Mike.

Poop Push by manseba September 5, 2006