why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 04, 2022

Oh no what have i done

your parents said this when you were born

"oh no what have i done this makeup isn't good"

by SCOOBY DOO OFFICAL September 27, 2023

fake having

when you pretend to have a lot of money on the net but you really broke as hell

person 1:“Aye you seen all that money jay got? “
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”

by moommwras March 04, 2024

Have Fun In Mexico

Fuck off, Fuck you, I hate you, Never speak to me again

"You screwed me over. Have fun in Mexico."
"Honestly I can't believe you cheated on me Have fun in fucking Mexico."
"Have fun in Mexico you asshole"

by havefuninmexico January 25, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Having a steamie

Shooting web on a train as it toots

That Gunzel Michael loves having a steamie

by Portunes June 08, 2021

Does tuge have rizz?

Fuck no. This little squiggle diggle figgly giggly boy does not have rizz, he's alone as hell.

"Does tuge have rizz?"

"Fuck no"

by Bignotsmalljohn June 10, 2023