Michael Fassbender 

A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.

He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.

Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.

Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!

Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!

Michael Fassbender by SwarleyStinson July 11, 2011

michael j foxing

The act of shaking or getting the shakes/shivers.

Dude: Yo its so cold outside Man
Bro: Yeah no doubt i was michael j foxing

michael j foxing by Dizza March 15, 2006

Michael Phelps 

Professional swimmer who completely dominated the 2004 and 2008 Beijing Olympics.
14-time Olympic gold medalist (the most by any Olympian!) and holds 7 world records in swimming.
Set a world record in 2008 for most medals won at a single Olympics.

Michael Phelps is awesome.

Michael Phelps by runnforrestrunn October 12, 2008

Michael Mole 

The best goalie of the 05-05 Phoenix Roadrunners.

Conversation about Michael Mole between two fans.

-Dude, I wants me some guacaMOLE!
-Well, I wants me some Chewy!
-No way, man. Molezie's got it going on!
-True dat, true dat...

Michael Mole by Chaqueta Marrón September 26, 2006

Michael Steele Minute 

A Michael Steele Minute is destined to replace the New York Minute as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Minute is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Minute is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Minute!

Man 2: You and me both!

Michael Steele Minute by Politic Ric November 10, 2010

Michael Steele Second 

A Michael Steele Second is destined to replace the New York Second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.

A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.

A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Second!

Man 2: You and me both!

Michael Steele Second by Politic Ric November 10, 2010

Michael Price

To whinge, moan and complain unceasingly to prove importance of the relevent issue at hand but not to actually solve the issue or problem, but more so to distract people from the realisation that you are achieving very little.

I Didn't feel like doing too much today so I did a Michael Price.

Michael Price by boogermandingo June 12, 2014