boogermandingo's definitions

jessica munro

A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.

Last night I felt hungry and lazy so I did a Jessica Munro.

by boogermandingo June 9, 2014

Michael Price

To whinge, moan and complain unceasingly to prove importance of the relevent issue at hand but not to actually solve the issue or problem, but more so to distract people from the realisation that you are achieving very little.

I Didn't feel like doing too much today so I did a Michael Price.

by boogermandingo June 12, 2014