Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.

Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy

by Jameschargles April 27, 2020

mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night

I got a Mike Xiao last night.

by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016

Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.

OMG you're such a Mike's

by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023

mike wrona

A hypocritical person who can’t win an election and thinks he knows everything. Full of ignorance and only believes his opinion matters. Completely devoid of the ability to find humor in anything.

That guy is a real Mike Wrona. We were having a good time until Mike Wrona showed up.

by Diction matters October 29, 2021

Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018

miked

When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.

I was talking to my friend when I got miked.

by kstanton17 October 1, 2016

Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia

You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike

by MichiganMike January 4, 2025