Person 1: hey! I’m a lesbian
Person 2: but your non binary?
Person 1: yes, because any non man can be a lesbian and be attracted to any non man.
Person 2: but your non binary?
Person 1: yes, because any non man can be a lesbian and be attracted to any non man.
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Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.
Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.
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