Dont go to Bagdad Kentucky unless you want to be attacked with rocks by its racist, homophobic community
by TopeGear247 December 21, 2020
Get the Bagdad Kentuckymug. When your girl has an unexpected heavy flow of menstrual blood pouring out of her vagina and your last option is burying your thump palm deep to stop the flow.
"Man the other night my girl started her period so bad I had to do the kentucky plug, just like Scott from Kentucky Ballistics had to when he severed his carotid artery."
by travis james May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky plugmug. Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.
Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"
by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024
Get the Kentucky Conductormug. "Oh shit Scott, I forgot to bring the trojenenz"
"Don't worry Brandon, just shove the ol Kentucky Plug in there, we'll survive"
"Don't worry Brandon, just shove the ol Kentucky Plug in there, we'll survive"
by DukeSilver420 May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky plugmug. Coitus position in witch one prevents the flow of sexual discharge with ones thumb.
(Can be preformed on men and women)
(Can be preformed on men and women)
by ANUSBOI6869 May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky plugmug. When you blow up your thumb with explosives so it swells and needs stitches, in order to use it sexually because your dick isn't big enough for her.
She was going to leave me because of my micro penis. So I threw some SLAPP rounds down range until my 50 exploded. Now my Kentucky thumb will keep us together for 2 more weeks.
by Kentucky Thumb May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumbmug. Man I had my girl over after I went to the range and she was so excited she let me do the Kentucky Plug!!
by alynnjinn May 20, 2021
Get the the kentucky plugmug.