Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.

Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor

by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023

Jacob

He’s an arrogant douche type who thinks he’s all that and that he deserves the perfect woman when he has no right to expect that much. He is experienced and can be attractive but has been accused of having an old look to his face. He is a confusing guy who never understands his own feelings let alone anyone else’s. He speaks Spanish and likes to acknowledge his superiority over others at work and in a social setting

Jacob, why are you an arrogant bastard? But also kinda cute...

by Hayls August 4, 2019

jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.

Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is

by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018

jacob

jacob is a hot guy that will make you want to have sex with him butt he says not today asswipe

fuck me jacob no thanks girl oh and by the way suck my ass

by hadlea rickenbacker January 17, 2018

Jacobing

When you have 100+ hours on counter-strike 2 but lack any aim, game knowledge, or position and cant easily be killed by a beginner

Man 1 “dude your jacobing right now
Man 2 “my bad”

by Aka192929 October 23, 2024

Jacob

He is the sweetest most loving guy I’ve ever met, he has perfect grades and is super sporty, he’s caring, kind, affectionate, and one damn good lookin guy, if you ever meet a jacob, just no he’s the most intelligent guy you will ever meet, and you should never let him go

Jacob is one good lookin mf.

by Ralph craigflower April 18, 2022