When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
Get the Dirty Jacobmug. A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob
"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
by xxxthanos April 29, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.
by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. 
Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday
Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are
Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable
Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable
by Jbabe73 August 3, 2019
Get the Haven and Jacobmug.