jacob

jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside

me:omg look at him he’s really cute

friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob

by poopyhead9 November 14, 2019

Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))

P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"

by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish

by Jacky boi man October 5, 2020

Jacob

A handsome muscular guy you just want to preform cock and ball torture on

“Jacob’s muscles almost bulge as much as his balls”

by Nate Carlson May 5, 2019

jacob and cameron

jacob and cameron are two of the biggest assholes on planet earth. little bitch boys who are bad at games. go cry about it

person 1: they're cute

person 2: ew that's jacob and cameron... they're assholes

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022