When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 6, 2015
Get the Internet Secretarymug. I researched the topic internetally.
by Great Baldini August 22, 2025
Get the INTERNETALLYmug. Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.
Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
Get the Internet Bitchmug. A web browser that is used to access the internet. (just like every other web browser) Lots of websites do not support Internet Explorer anymore and it has been replaced by Microsoft Edge.
How would you use the Internet Explorer in a sentence? Nobody knows what it is and this is my very first definition on this website.
by ausboss20001 October 7, 2023
Get the Internet Explorermug. People who wake up load up instagram/YouTube/Snapchat.. most probably Insta though and give verbal before brushing their teeth.. a person well know for these antics is striker.lst0ne
by AntiVerbal.Ldn February 27, 2021
Get the Internet Drillasmug. When you or your friend has really bad internet I.e. 600kbs and you don't want to play with them because of that
Yo bro you wanna play something? Hell no you got 600kbs and I don't want to deal with you disconnecting. you are such a internet racist.
by loopyloopy365 April 23, 2022
Get the Internet Racistmug. The year is 2013. You hop on the internet to search for: “car game free”. And you click on a website called: “coolmathgames”. You instantly become addicted to the games on the website. Fast forward a couple years when you get your chrome books at school, then EVERYBODY starts playing coolmath. Schools banned the website, flash was eliminated, and you can’t play any flash games. Mini clip was a great one, but you soon realize that’s not working either. You go on your phone and search for a game to play. You download a game called “Roblox” and it starts all over again...
Zack: “Let’s play Duck Life at lunch!”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”
Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
Dylan: “Why does it say it’s blocked?”
Courtney: “I wanna play Anagram Magic but I can’t find it anymore!”
Kaden: “Me neither, hey why does it say something about flash?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “Let’s play Jailbreak!”
Courtney: “What’s jailbreak? What game is that?”
XxIts_ZackxX: “remember coolmath on the flash internet?”
Kawaii_Courtneyyy: “LMAO what?..”
by clownssss May 6, 2022
Get the Flash Internetmug.